I signed a lease for a house today.
2 bedrooms, 1 office, 2 bathrooms, 1 laundry room, 1 kitchen, 1 very large central room which doubles as living room and dining room (also great for entertaining)
Fully furnished, large TV with cable (CNN, BBC, Star Movies, and HBO!), refrigerator, stove, dishes
Nice tiled floors
Very friendly landlady who lives next door and helps to look after the place, will also help me clean and do my laundry, she's already calling me "son"
Air-conditioning in smaller rooms, ceiling fans in all rooms, hot water, seems to be "sealed" so hopefully not too many geckos, bugs, and rats
Large yard with locked gate
Only thing I'm missing is a view of the Mekong.
$300 per month! Woo-hoo! I love this country....